The Capital of Azerbaijan by gabe, fiona h, alessandra & Lauren D
There once was a guy, whose name was John And he lived in the capital of Azerbaijan He was a talented minstrel and very instrumental He was a clean fiend and a mopping machine He used a famous marionette who could play the clarinet Bethany was a girl who was super sweet who thought everything was obsolete Including the kinetic theory of heat John’s friend, Lou Lives in Peru who had a flue which was a perfect hue of blue There was a piece of ember that caught fire in September and stayed in all of November John wanted to propose to that girl named Bethany And he thought she was his manifest destiny The girl named Bethany was an auxiliary for she can take care of you and me Bethany was a girl who studied biochemistry and was the smartest girl in all of history Bethany said yes to John’s gobbledygook after he got nervous and got... Kakorrhaphiophobia? All during the festival John had some dyspepsia and had to leave three times During, their honeymoon, they met an antebellum at a history museum in town of Pelham John was dogged about his vacation To make it a beautiful honeymoon sensation! As a politician, he prevented a perdition from a dangerous decision that led to a collision Bethany and John never made it alive, after being struck by a giant fly They always loved each other forever and ever, until Bethany cheated on John! (with Lou and his flue) |
1. Obsolete
ADJ No longer in use Antiquated Current 2. Dogged ADJ Not giving up; persistent; stubborn Relentless Surrendering 3. Fiend Noun An addict Barbarian Angel 4. Ember Noun A piece of coal or wood that is still on fire Ash Ice Cube 5. Hue Noun Color or shade Tint White 6. Minstrel Noun A musician, singer, or poet Troubadour 7. Flue Noun Any duct or passage for gas/air Chimney 8. Marionette Noun A puppet manipulated above by strings Figurine 9. Antebellum ADJ Before or existing before a war Colonial 10. Manifest ADJ Obvious; evident Unmistakable Hidden 11. Auxiliary Noun A person or thing that gives help of any kind Ancillary Adversary 12. Dyspepsia Noun Indigestion Heartburn 13. Perdition Noun Utter destruction or ruin Abyss Health 14. Gobbledygook Noun Meaningless or nonsensical language Baloney Sense 15. Kakorrhaphiophobia Noun Fear of failure Defeat Confidence |